Tweets from the Chicken

You are launching this ginormous project.

You’ve worked nights.
You’ve sweated.
You know you should say something on Twitter but WHAT?
Will people be sick of you talking about it?

And coming up with clever tweets? About your thing?
PANIC!

I love tweeting so much that I can help by writing  personalized your-product-is-awesome-but-not-make-you-sound-sales-y tweets and email them to you.

I use your own words (from your website) for as many as possible because, obviously, we want it to sound like YOU.

I read about your thing and I find the thing that makes it unique, interesting, clickable. And then I write tweets highlighting that thing.

It’s simple:

You pay $20 (by clicking the great big button).

Within 48 hours, I send you:

• 10 tweets about your thing. In your voice.
• Tips on improving your tweet-effectiveness
• Ideas for using your tweets

Here’s what other twitter-averse people have said about the tweets I wrote for them:

I got my tweets! And they’re fantastic!

I love them.

And I love that I didn’t write them. I got up this morning and there they were – just hanging out in my inbox waiting to be tweeted. Bliss!

OMG, I got my first set of tweets and its so exciting!

First because it’s such a relief to not have to obsess and think about it anymore.
Second because Tara came up with stuff that I hadn’t even thought of.
Third because she gave me ideas about how to use the formula to make more in the future.
Fourth because how I can focus on something I’m good at instead of being stuck on what I’m not.
Fifth because she gave me things for other people to tweet, and how to shift mine to theirs. Shall I go on?

Highly recommended. Esp at this amazing intro price. Just to break yourself out of habitual thinking.

My promise:

• This is totally confidential. If you want to gush about my tweets publicly, I don’t mind, but I never discuss who I’m working with.
• You will get 10 totally unique tweets that thrill you.
• If you’re not thrilled, I will rewrite up to 2 tweets for you.

PS. Yes, this is a short-term solution to your Twitter problem. This will help you if you’re in the throes of launching something big or if you’re just stuck when it comes to sharing your thing in a new way.

PPS. If you want to get better at  Twitter in the  long-term, sign up for this free Q+A where I talked about it for a bit and I’ll let you know when I teach a class on being awesome on Twitter all the time.